After sharing with a friend last night that I was recently called an old and ornery lesbian, she emailed me the most amusing diatribe. My favorite part:
"if you were old and ornery it would be girl scout badge material. you/we should be striving for old and ornery .... trying to live a long time while pissing off the morons (is that a feminist word? should one say moron?) let's start lesbian merit badges and instead of sashes lets use denim jackets to glue them on (no sewing allowed)"
that is just... better than chocolate.
i have such wickedly brilliant friends.
oh! and we are currently taking suggestions for other merit badge ideas.