Sunday, January 20, 2008

365 and counting

so one year from today, we will say goodbye to the regime of George W., a man with the intellect of a seven year-old, and who suffers from frequent bouts of um, what's the best way to put this...diarrhea of the mouth? some examples from the last six months:

"I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." --George W. Bush, on the former South African president, who is still very much alive, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007

"I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it." --George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007

"The decisions we make in Washington have a direct impact on the people in our country, obviously." --George W. Bush, New Albany, Ind., Nov. 13, 2007

"I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be -- hold hands." --George W. Bush, on how he can contribute to the Middle East peace process, Washington, D.C., Jan. 4, 2008

Eh. That we have managed to survive (barely) 7 years of this fool in office is a minor miracle.

A village in Texas is about to get its idiot back...

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