This week, Paris Hilton responded in this rather hysterically funny ad from Funny or Die, one of my favorite procrastination-inducing websites. My favorite line is her opener: "Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity, too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot."
Funny, funny stuff.
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